The Best Darn Hair Braider this side of the Mississippi

My Brooklyn, NY hair braider is the absolute best.  She is on-time, quick, neat, and reasonable.  I recently unbraided my hair, taking all the synthetic hair out. The compliments continued up until yesterday and my long poetic justice braids had been in my hair for 8 weeks!    When you find something so good, you always feel so lucky.

Now, what to do with all this hair?